I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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