i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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