I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
