He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
high people should be assigned attendants
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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