bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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