Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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