This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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