So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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