Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
