My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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