I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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