Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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