i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Sorry my hands just texted you
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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