What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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