I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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