i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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