dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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