I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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