When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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