But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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