...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
vagina is talking i cant
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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