i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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