would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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