bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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