Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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