did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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