Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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