try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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