I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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