i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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