dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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