I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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