At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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