Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
They have beer where we have blood.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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