I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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