My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
its liver damage thursday
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