I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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