He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
