nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I need water and some morals
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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