Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I skipped work to stalk him.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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