The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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