i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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