i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm getting married
To pizza
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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