love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Randomize