did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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