bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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