If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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