I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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