But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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