did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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