I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I don't think brook has ever known best
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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