is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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