Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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