So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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