but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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