no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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