If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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