Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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