She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Randomize
