I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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