Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
And the cops told us we were all naked.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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