Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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